NY MET BALL SPECIAL!!: THE HOT, THE DESPERATE & THE CLOTHES WHORE 2#

May 6, 2008

The glamazonian SUPER-model
Gisele!

GISELE BUNDCHEN. BAM BAM.

G’s rocked the red carpet and looked sexy as hell in the Gabbana(?) outfit! What’s more to add? She can’t dress for shit when she’s doing her own things but she’s one helluva clothes horse. You HAVE to give her that.

*THE HOT

The forever second rate indie actress/new york hipster
Michelle Trachtenberg

Hmm. She hasn’t really made much of an effort has she? Was she hoping to dazzle? Is she the superhero of ‘bluur’ world? Michelle this is lazy and drab, possibly explaining that even though your a great actress-you seem to get left for the good roles?

*THE CLOTHES WHORE

The friends with benefits couple with heavy use recreational activities
Slater & Tamara Mellon

God Christian Slater really lucked the fuck out with Tamara Mellon didn’t he? One day persona non grata on the movie scene to actor about town with a millionaire bird on his arm!? Sheez!

Tamara’s obviously been on holiday and is obviously wearing Halston-the new company she’s taken over with Weinstein. She’s obviously been dressed by Rachel Zoe, as she looks like what Zoe would wear. It feels very last year and not so hot to trot. Dull.

*THE CLOTHES WHORE


The overrated overloved overcoked overwhored model with the overhyped overrated overthetop overtly unpleasant fashion designer

Kate Moss

The one and only wearing Stella McCartney-who incidentally looked soo BAD! The dress looks fabs and wears well on Mosside, another model whose a great clothes horse but it’s pretty stale, boring and predictably safe-yes it’s Stella McCartney so no surprises there. She’s looks out of her mind though! Heh!

*THE HOT-ish

The teen angsty bratty rock kid wannabe actress
Zoe Kravitz

Ain’t she easy on the eyes? She looks very smoldering and sexy-which I’m guessing is what she went for with the outfit and also a bit of her personality. The material of the dress is a hard one to get a way with-velvet, but she’s owned it with the beautiful antique white shawl. It gets a bit too much of the same thing, with the 20’s hair too-it makes her look like she’s just emulating a style instead of working with it. But she looks good.

*THE HOT

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: