NY MET BALL SPECIAL!!: THE HOT, THE DESPERATE & THE CLOTHES WHORE

May 6, 2008

Our sister site Rantersparadise, has done a brilliant if more celeb fused rundown of last nights wacky and crazy celebs @ da ball! Fascista’s about fashion dah-ling…so that’s my main concern-did they actually look good?

The Queen Bee

ANNA WINTOUR DAH-LING

Lets start with the queen shall we?

No great fan of Wintour-she delivers little surprises or much pleasure here. She’s followed the brief about Superheroes so deserves credit for that but she never wears the outfits-they always were her.

Drab, grey, mettallic and austere; this outfit looks unpleasant on her, making her look like a gargoyle.

*THE CLOTHES WHORE.

The Twinorexic coke fiends
ash & mary kate olsen

The healthier of the two, Ashley looks HOTT! Dress makes her look older then an 11 year old, clings beautifully to her figure giving her a sexy edge-it’s safe and black but the style raises the bar from all the other black dresses we saw.

Mary-Kate, the one that’s obviously more into the smack side of things, looks like she needs her sister to prop her up. Her mish mash wannabe style of decadent colours & fabrics, fall flat here as is often her case. She ALWAYS looks like she’s tried too hard. Her face is a blurby goldy mess and that dress should have at least been customized to fit her? Sh-urely?

*MK: THE CLOTHES WHORE ASHLEY: THE HOT

The EX-MODEL turned Hollywood movie star

Diane Kruger

Diane Kruger has no excuse, she used to model, so she should at least look decent which she does nearly all the time, she delivers-there is little soul but she wears the outfits. But with this. I have one long word.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. OUCH!

Those pins are a winner. The silver simple yet heavily detailed dress clashes brilliantly with her pink stillettos and her face radiates as it’s covered with subtle but striking make up. Topping it off with a beehive.

*THE HOT

The flashindapan British designer with the flashindapan American actress

Matthew Williamson & Joy Bryant

Now I can see why they would’ve paired off this these two-Bryant is usually stunning with lovely chocolate skin and Williamson is the king of colour with a deep love of ethnic fabrics. But WTF has he put on her?? It’s like bad, bad, baaad Pucci!

They are both trying to keep their spirits up but he’s made her look an utter mess, like she carelessly stumbled into her mothers old vintage clothes, that weren’t that great way back then!?

*THE DESPERATE

The anorexia heroin addicta

Jessica Stam

Jess Stam is one of my fave models, on the catwalk AND editorially, which is quite a mean feat! But god damn is she close to death? She looks like she’s in a heavy heroin fuelled coma, which explains the outfit I’m guessing?

The dress is nice, the shoes aren’t bad an she also has that beehive but compare to Kruger and see who looks more comfortable wearing the micro dress?

*THE CLOTHES WHORE

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